Elliot was doing confession at church to Father Dennis
Elliot: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It's been 2 years since my last confession. These are my sins: I was selfish, I was disrespectful, I lost my temper. For these and all of my sins, I am truly sorry.
Father Dennis: After 2 years, that's it? Why don't you tell me what's really bothering you, Elliot?
Elliot: It's like I keep losing people
Father Dennis: Like your family?
Elliot: My family...my kids...friends
Father Dennis: You mean someone at work?
Elliot got paged
Elliot: I'm sorry Father, I gotta go
Father Dennis: Okay, but you should come back
Father Dennis and Elliot prayed
Father Dennis: Elliot, for your penance, call your wife.