Elliot and Olivia were looking through the murder victim's credit card statements
Olivia: You gave me your credit card to buy Kathy's birthday present- nobody asked for my ID
Elliot: 'cause you look like a cop
Olivia: I do not look like a cop
Elliot was interrogating Maggie Peterson, the suspect with a cocktail personality who tried to seduce him
Maggie: ...I mean, look at your body. Who are you trying to impress?
Elliot: Maybe my wife
Maggie: Oh no. No, that entire package is for everyone else